My favorite writer, Paul Monette, along with several collections of poetry, an acclaimed collection of essays, and two biographies, one of which won the National Book Award, wrote a bunch of pulp fiction. It is pulp. The stories aren’t challenging. They don’t really give one much to think about. But they are so beautifully written that I have read several of them many, many times. Read the rest of this entry »
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Seriously? That was border line rude. Me dissing you would have been having no plans, received your offer, and then made other plans.
It wasn’t borderline. What I did wasn’t borderline. It was rude and stupid and, seriously, I should be put out of my misery. First of all, I blame Oprah, because if I hadn’t been watchin’ the Oprah show I probably wouldn’t have been concerned, and therefore do what I did.
You see, Dr. Oz says that if you’re having less than 200 orgasms a year you’ll die. I’m kidding, but he did say that if you’re getting it that regularly your “real age” is about 4 years younger than your actual age. I’m fine with that. I got it pretty early that there were two ways to chance how I feel that, as a recovering person, are pretty safe: meditation and masturbation. Oz did say that it is preferable to have those orgasms with someone you love, That hasn’t happened since, like, 1993, which astonishes and horrifies me.
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